Or, of course, you can spend so much time playing Call of Duty: Black Ops online that that you now have seventy uploaded videos of yourself pulling off a no scope headshot with a sniper rifle, every layer of your player card unlocked (and it looks like some obscene human/animal interaction), and you've reached level twelve billion prestige. In it you can do a lot with your life – meet new people, start a business, fall in love, get married, etc.
